ORCBALL HAS MANIFESTED IN THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE!!!

TANGIBLE ORCBALL TULPA MANIFESTATION! WOW!
We really dug deep in the Disney Vault for this one, ladies and germs.

Finest quality petroleum-based synthetic fibers.
ZERO [0%] ORGANIC OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
We will eventually evolve to coexist symbiotically with the microplastics, we must simply keep trying.

High-tech manufacturing with Space Age materials gives a sleek, refined aura.
Smooth, crisp taste guaranteed

No two are alike because I’ve only made one.
You cannot buy it, at least not yet. They can never say I did it for the money.

